A sassy red-haired firecracker with a big appetite for pasta which probably creates the fine-ass booty a Schlizz rocks. Personable, loving, and kind, a Schlizz will always want to know what is going on with your life, how you are doing, what you are doing... and then diagnose you with a psychological disorder. Keep a Schlizz around and you'll never frown.
Dude, Schlizz totally helped me last night! I didn't know I had OCD!