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Schiven
Schiven by gristle pete January 29, 2007
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schleven
To venture with at least one other person to the popular convenience store, 7-11, outside the hours of 11pm and 7am.
schleven by ManicMarsBar January 12, 2009
schlizenheimer
"Dude, that schlizenheimer's German was so terrible, she sounded like a redneck reading Rammstein lyrics."
schlizenheimer by Jeremy F April 23, 2007
schliver
a fragment of any substance that will always be more and better than a sliver of that same substance.
schliver by Ducky House June 28, 2010
Flaven Schlaven
-the squidgy part on tip of your nose
-to relax
For best results push your nose like clown in motion fla out motion ven in motion schla out motion ven
also try making your voice like a honky honk(horn thingo)
originates from germany
-to relax
For best results push your nose like clown in motion fla out motion ven in motion schla out motion ven
also try making your voice like a honky honk(horn thingo)
originates from germany
-woah flaven schlaven
-i'm flavenin schlavenin
-Girl: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
-Boy: woah flaven slaven
Clown: flaVEN schlaVEN
-i'm flavenin schlavenin
-Girl: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
-Boy: woah flaven slaven
Clown: flaVEN schlaVEN
Flaven Schlaven by ash, ambz & gabby February 22, 2007
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