Schizofrenic
Schizofrenic by Glitzkyto January 25, 2022
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schizophrenic franklin
An African-American homeless man located in impoverished parts of large cities such as Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago who frequently gets into shouting matches with imaginary people. They are infamously known to be high on crack cocaine nearly every waking moment and when approached will most likely try to stab you with a rusty switchblade.
Hey, check out that crazy Schizophrenic Franklin on the side of the road over there! The dude's totally bat-shit insane!
schizophrenic franklin by garfsnarf December 18, 2022
Schizophrenic Pop
Me: My favorite genre of music is Schizophrenic Pop.
Friend: What the hell is that?
(Literally no one knows what it is). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Friend: What the hell is that?
(Literally no one knows what it is). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Schizophrenic Pop by Yeet! Skreet! Deedley-Deet!!!! August 26, 2019
schizophrenic
A person with the mental disorder schizophrenia.
Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.
Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.
Megan Fox claims to suffer from schizophrenia.
None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.
None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.
schizophrenic by D. Faceofa-Smith March 26, 2010
Schizophrenic Bone Man
Schizophrenic Bone Man by BoneBeater November 29, 2022
Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack
A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.
Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.
A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.
A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.
A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D
Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.
A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.
Someone who would like to try human.
A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.
A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.
A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.
A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D
Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.
A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.
Someone who would like to try human.
A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."
"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."
"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."
"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."
"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."
"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."
"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
Schizofrantic
When a person is excessively distressed or violent regarding a problem or event that has happened. This behavior can be mistaken as schizophrenia: Auditory hallucinations, paranoid or bizarre delusions, or disorganized speech and thinking with significant social or occupational dysfunction.
Person A- "What's wrong with Frank?"
Person B- "He's getting married in a week, poor guy is schizofrantic."
Person B- "He's getting married in a week, poor guy is schizofrantic."
Schizofrantic by ZK 3/10/09 March 10, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"