Schizmark
Schizmark by Canadacuk69 January 29, 2018
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shidmark
the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation
usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl
the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark
usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl
the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark
shidmark by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008
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Schizmark • shidmarks • schmark • schizcake • Schizmaxing • Schmarkel • Shitmarker • Shizmack • shit marks
Shitmarker
1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.
2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.
other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.
other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking
gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.
game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t
gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t
gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits
Shitmarker by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010
Schmark
Schemark .. That shit mark that you find on a toilet seat from the previous accupant who wasn't a good wiper , usually found at the back of the seat .
Schmark by Ntmidtrfan March 1, 2016
schizcake
a friend... durh.
or a friend of a friend.
or a person you think is your friend.
or just some person you want to be your friend but there just like no.
or a friend of a friend.
or a person you think is your friend.
or just some person you want to be your friend but there just like no.
schizcake by cecelia melody October 10, 2006
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