Schizmark

When your balls sweat so much that it leaves an unnatural color on your undergarments

My Schizmark brings all the bois to the yard, I can teach you but its ball discharge

by Canadacuk69 January 29, 2018

shidmark

the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation


usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl

the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark

I felt bad leaving shidmarks on grandmas toilet, so i flushed several time to get rid of them.

by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008

Shitmarker

1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.

2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.

other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking

gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t

gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits

by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010

schmark

an alcohol induced rage of ignorance that changes a persons IQ and personality to that of a neanderthal or southern Guido.

We got schmarked up...

After consuming an entire case of beer, Mark was schmarked up and placed the empty beer box on his head.

by Yourmom21 December 16, 2012

Schmark

Schemark .. That shit mark that you find on a toilet seat from the previous accupant who wasn't a good wiper , usually found at the back of the seat .

I can't use a toilet that's seat has a schmark on it from the last user !!

by Ntmidtrfan March 1, 2016

schizcake

a friend... durh.
or a friend of a friend.
or a person you think is your friend.
or just some person you want to be your friend but there just like no.

Hey schizcake, tie my shoe!

by cecelia melody October 10, 2006

shidmarks

Defecation that leaves behind skidmarks on the circumference of the toilet bowl

Shit+skidmarks= shidmarks

i took a massive dump, and left shidmarks on the toilet bowl.

by John Pham December 9, 2008