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Schmarkel

A combination of yelling, screaming, screeching, cackling, etc. often expressed buy a gang of young females of the high school persuasion, when they get in a group.
The girls schmarkeld when jaychief walked by with a kick me sign on his back.
The ladies schmarkeld when they saw the kid slip on a banana peel.
by Futbol10! October 17, 2017
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schmalfeldt

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.
Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!
by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014
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schmarte

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.
Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.
by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010
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schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.
What a schmazel.
by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010
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schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.
Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.
by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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schmacked

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008
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Schmacked

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.
Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018
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