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Schitu is a small village from constanta. Peasents from there don't usually have internet connection and you will probably run over wild boars if you drive there. People from schitu don't like tuzleans and are usually enemies.
Why are you always carrying 5 liters of water?
We don't have such things in Schitu
Schitu by RusuFlori February 6, 2023
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When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.
"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"
Schitty by wavyg July 16, 2014
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The act of shitting and puking at the same time.
Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.
Shituke by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014
When you haven't washed your ass in two weeks and stink like the city dump.
Max Trifling: "What the fuck? What's that foul ass-booty-butt Schtunk smell in the break room?"

Dingle Berry: (peeling his schtunk ass underwear off the wall): I dunno
Schtunk by High Hiter September 3, 2018
Bull shit stuff that is pain in the royal neck to deal with.
J: How's that partner project coming along?
M: Oh that "shituff" is kicking my ass, no one put any thoughts on how last min change is going to effect ppl's life.. with all the changes and moving parts... it’s coming…
shituff by ctce master August 29, 2012

Schtukkus 

A lyric used in Hobo Johnson's 'The Ending'. He used it to refer to two things having sexual relations
'Alien and predator doing the schtukkus'
Schtukkus by giraffeesperks November 7, 2018

Schitts creek 

all of the best sitcoms but make it a canadian and gay
why would i watch the office when schitts creek exists
Schitts creek by ewdavid January 2, 2021