Schelly

The most desirable, lovable, enamoring woman on the face of the earth. No man can resit; any man who attempts will be broken in two.

Holy Shit!!! Did you see her??? I gotta have her, she is such a Schelly!!

by Man on Fire 75 February 5, 2010

shellycabookie

A snail with a shell

Hey lads, dya see the size of the Shellycabookie over there ? ..

by Aoifmeister October 1, 2019

Shelly's Law

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.

Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."

by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020

Shelly

A wonderful girl. One that knows the right things to say to make you smile, even when you are at your lowest. A girl who you'd want to make smile just because her smile is one of the most beautiful ones you have ever seen. Her personality is bubbly, and she is a bit weird. Her laughs and giggles are contagious since it will get everyone laughing too. She is one of the most beautiful beings in existence.

Person One: What's the name of that star there? It's really beautiful.
Person 2: I know, it's almost as bright as Shelly.

by thenewkeeperoftherunners July 19, 2014

schellinger

A feisty man or woman who is hot tempered and sarcastic, yet very protective and nurturing. Ladies/gents on the street, but freaks in the bed. Highly inappropriate and love to imbibe.

She is a drunk, sarcastic mess that I heard is good in bed. But don't mess with her family because I heard she's a schellinger.

by dnommah December 4, 2012

Mr. Schell

The most boring teacher ever. We sit for so long literally my butt falls asleep in class.

Dumb Random kid- "Ugh I have to go to Mr. Schell's now"
Smart Random Kid- " HAHAHAHAHAHA SCHELL?!?!? more like MR. HELL"
Me- "ha, legend"

by watchoutitsdatboi May 1, 2019

Shelly

A nickname usually given to amazing girls with great personalities, these girls are known to be stunningly gorgeous, beautiful inside and out, fun, out-going, spontaneous, and sexy. Shelly's are also known to be the best girlfriends and the best in bed. Shelly can be used as an adjective to describe something incredibly awesome, entertaining, and astounding.

Everyone wants a friend named Shelly!

What you did was so Shelly.

If only you were a Shelly.

That's right, Shelly is my girlfriend.

by JoWaSh May 23, 2008