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Scene fail 

1. A try-hard; A person attempting to fit into the ridiculous stereotype of scene but ends up looking more like a clown than is required for the particular label.

2. A really awesome blog on Tumblr. coonbabies.tumblr.com
That girls hair looks like she stuck her head in the microwave. Look at all those cheap Hot Topic accessories. What a scene fail.
Scene fail by therealkikikannibal January 9, 2011
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scenetails 

The pointless pigtail-like hairdo scene girls with short inverted haircuts sometimes sport. The only way it's like regular pigtails is because it consists of two ponytails. Instead of being on either side of the head they are located at the bottom of the back of the head a couple inches apart.
l: dammit,i need a haircut again
d: why?
l: lol idk
l: ehhh i dunno
l: i might grow it out some
l: i always say that htough
l: then i chop it all off
d: hahah
d: as long as you can have pigtails I won't mind ;] hahah
l: hahaa i can only have scenetails
d: those're still acceptable.
scenetails by loregore November 11, 2008

scenetail 

Scene girls aren't usually seen with this, but it is often seen on a windy day. The scene girl does her normal ratting, teasing, backcombing, etc, to her hair, and gathers the extensions underneath into a ponytail. The result is a noticeable poof, with a ponytail in the back and bangs hanging down where the sideburns usually would be. Scene girls do this to save their hair from getting destroyed in the event that a hurricane is going on outside and they need to go somewhere, because it allows them to take out the ponytail and have their hair look exactly the same as before.
girl 1:"haha look at sarah's pathetic scenetail!"
girl 2: "stfu it's so her hair won't get ruined. i happen to like it !"
girl 1: "is there any way she could ruin her hair more ?"
scenetail by SHYLASK3L3T0R August 21, 2008

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026