scenetail 

Scene girls aren't usually seen with this, but it is often seen on a windy day. The scene girl does her normal ratting, teasing, backcombing, etc, to her hair, and gathers the extensions underneath into a ponytail. The result is a noticeable poof, with a ponytail in the back and bangs hanging down where the sideburns usually would be. Scene girls do this to save their hair from getting destroyed in the event that a hurricane is going on outside and they need to go somewhere, because it allows them to take out the ponytail and have their hair look exactly the same as before.

girl 1:"haha look at sarah's pathetic scenetail!"
girl 2: "stfu it's so her hair won't get ruined. i happen to like it !"
girl 1: "is there any way she could ruin her hair more ?"

scenetail by SHYLASK3L3T0R August 21, 2008

scenetard 

1. a person devoted to whatever music/clothing style is popular in the mainstream but does not actually know why they embrace it.

2. a person who listens to screamo but calls it metal.

3. a person who is willing to pay 15 dollars or more to go see a local screamo/hardcore band but has never actually heard of the band or at least has never heard any of their music.

4. a person who believes that wearing an outfit from hot topic makes you punk rock.

5. a person who believes that the band paramore is a punk rock band.

6. a person who has compared the jonas brothers to the beatles.

7. a boy or girl who will pay $60.00 for a hoodie and then only wear it once.

8. a girl who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

9. a guy who listens to a band because they think the singer is hot.

10. a kid who believes their problems are worse than everyone elses even though they live in an upper middle class home and have a a television, stereo, and at least one current video game system all in their rooms.

11. a person that mis spells words on purpose and/ or uses caps in the wrong places.

1) I don't know why I like it, all my friends do so I guess I do too. wow, your such a scenetard.

2) yeah man, the devil wears prada is more metal than pantera. dude shut the fuck up you stupid scenetard.

3) I don't know this band, but all my friends are going so I will go too. way to follow the crowd you scenetard.

4) wow, this $30.00 hello kitty shirt is so punk rock. it would be more punk rock if you killed yourself you stupid scenetard.

5) I love paramore. their singer has dyed red hair, they are SO punk! No they are not scenetard.

6)I swear. nick is so CUTE!!!!! they are like the next beatles or something! said the scenetard.

7) this hoodie is so cute!!!!! but it doesn't go with anything I have. oh well, I will just wear it out the store. waste your parents money some more scenetard.

8) wow, that guy is so hawt! your a scenetard.

9) wow, that guy is so HAWT! you are also a scenetard.

10) I can't believe my girl dumped me. aw man. I'm gonna go play xbox and forget about my problems while I look up porn off of my laptop with a high speed internet connection.
why don't you go jack off somewhere else you scentard in a scenetard way.

11) omg thAt gUY Es sOOOooooO HAwT!!! and he SOunDs so BROOTAL!!! use spell check you scenetard.

scenetard by i9incher August 15, 2009

Sceney Sceneable 

A character who parodies Kiki Kannibal, played by actress/stickam rival Stevie Ryan in a series of videos which star Adam Paranoia playing Hilton Suicide (parody of John Hock ), Chris Crocker playing Mama Kannibal, and of course, Stevie Ryan playing Sceney Sceneable. The videos can be seen on Stevie Ryan's youtube channel.

Sceney Sceneable: Guess what?

Friend: What?

Sceney Sceneable: I'm pregnant!

Friend: ...Get an abortion.

Sceney Sceneable by baaramewe October 18, 2008

scanemail 

–verb (used with object) to send a scanned image to an email address via a network-connected email-enabled scanner or fax machine. Many scanners can send documents via email in Adobe Inc. pdf format. A fax machine can be used to scanemail to a service (e.g., eFax) that fowards fax images to an email address.

"I need a softcopy of that document she faxed to you."
"I only have this printout but I can scanemail it to you."

scanemail by Leo Dante August 25, 2008

Sceneility 

A disease affecting children from middle school to late into their college years. The disease starts as a form of Emoism, but evolves into a form of general deprecation that turns not inward, but generally outward, sometimes including other "scenesters." Scene individuals begin as preppy children, generally middle-class or higher. They will, in the more-advanced stages of Sceneility, act with general disrespect towards loved ones and delude themselves into believing that they are the “hip, popular” Emo, though no such monster actually exists.

Despite this, they attempt to differentiate themselves by being "straightedge" and behaving rudely at shows.

For more information on the roots of Sceneility and Scensterism, please see "Emo" and "Hipster"

My God! He's not an emo anymore! He's come down with a severe case of Sceneility! Just look at his preppy laptop case!

Sceneility by Spiffy McFly May 10, 2009

Scenetrally located 

A home, venue or work space that is located where all the cool kids hang-out granting access to climbing up the cool ladder right outside your doorstep.

"I'm checking out this spot around Milwaukee and Damen. The rent is crazy high and it's a shithole but it's got a huge window where I can hang art for all the hipsters to see when the clubs let out."
"Yea, that spot is scenetrally located, you've got a chance to get some status."

Scenetrally located by djlimbs March 24, 2010

scenetastic 

Something that makes you think of the stereotypical scene kid. I.e., bows in the hair, hello kitty, etc.

When something can be considered of scene derivation.

Girl: *sees bow in friends hair* Oh my God, that's so scenetastic!

scenetastic by PaigeyPorno February 24, 2009