Shitophile 

Someone who likes to shit on children’s heads

“I took a huge dump on my brothers head last night” “your a shitophile?”

Shitophile by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022

Shitophile 

Someone with a strange fondness of shitting.

Jake: "Hey Adam have you seen Nick?"
Adam: "Ya, he went to the can to take a crap."
Jake: "what??? Thats like 6 times today already!!"
Adam: "what a shitophile!"

Shitophile by Kad69 May 27, 2022

Shipophile 

A sick person who ships children with fully grown men.

(A word I made up so I can describe weird people like this. ((YES, shipophiles exist)) don't judge me).

Jessica: You and our teacher Mr Thompson would be such a cute couple.

You: "Eww, you're such a shipophile"

Shipophile by SmallPotata December 31, 2020

Shitpile Paralysis 

1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.

2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.

I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.

Shitpile Paralysis by Kacinitis July 20, 2012

sitophilia 

sexual arousal from food

sitophilia by Anonymous November 2, 2003

big shitpile 

The part of a bank's or other lending institution's portfolio that is tied up in risky mortgages. Since many of these institutions are heavily into these loans, they become the 'big shitpile'.

The Big Shitpile Investment Banks are doing their damnedest to hide the full scale of their losses, by writing down only a little at a time.

big shitpile by Cowmix December 12, 2007

Sinophile 

n. adj.

1) A person who is attracted to all things Chinese.

2) A term used to describe, often pejoratively, a person attracted to Chinese culture, food, women, men, history, etc...

Friend: You remember that one kid on the 2nd floor?
Me: Yeah, the one with an altar dedicated to the Han Emperor?
Friend: Yeah, that guy.
Me: He was such a Sinophile, so what about him?
Friend: His Chinese girlfriend broke up with him and married some Chinese guy.
Me: Ha, fail. We shall celebrate this glorious event.
Friend: Yes, I agree, but what are we specifically celebrating?
Me: We are celebrating the fact that nation of origin owns love.
Friend: Ha.

Sinophile by The H. July 26, 2008