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Scaryola 

scar·y·o·la
/ˈskerēələ/

noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae

ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.
Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."
Scaryola by MoltenPoo September 16, 2020
Related Words
The Italian word for escarole, pronounced "schka-ROLL." Also the Italian-American slang for money.
Here's fifty large; that's a lotta scarola...
scarola by CaysE September 2, 2011

scariously 

Seriously scary. To be scared in a serious manner.
It is getting scariously slow at work.
scariously by Peter M Sabia February 18, 2009

scarious 

Dude, that horror movie was scarious.
scarious by nornware May 26, 2006

scariously 

So serious, it's scary. Usually used as an exclamation of shock and disbelief as to the truth/reality of a particular story. Can be used effectively for sarcasm.
"Cindy was at the hair dresser changing her hair from blonde to brown, but the guy knocked red dye into the basin, now she is ginger!" "SCARIOUSLY?"

The reality of this situation is so scary and serious, it's 'Scarious'.
scariously by gpt.sunbeam May 13, 2010

scrillas 

Ludacris "Jump in my car then I'm countin' up my scrillas"
scrillas by candy az January 1, 2009