scar·y·o·la
/ˈskerēələ/
noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae
ANATOMY
Any of
numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause
the finder an audible, Tourette's-like
outburst.
Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital
exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however,
the police lights caused him to decry, "
I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."