Scaryola

scar·y·o·la
/ˈskerēələ/

noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae

ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.

Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."

by MoltenPoo September 16, 2020

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Scaryola

A really big, hairy, or unsightly areola. Should be atypical enough to inspire fear and/or quiet wonder when shown to a small child or animal.

Madison Square Park in the summer is like a petri dish for scaryolas.

by Heydadsoup May 30, 2013

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scarola

The Italian word for escarole, pronounced "schka-ROLL." Also the Italian-American slang for money.

Here's fifty large; that's a lotta scarola...

by CaysE September 2, 2011

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Scarylarious

1. Something intended to be horrifying that's also funny.

2. Entertainment that parodies the horror genre.

1. The online article, "5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen" is scarylarious.
2. Scary Movie 3 was scarylarious.

by the_bearded_oneder May 16, 2011

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Scariolas

When you have pepperoni nipples

Guy 1: Look at Pep Nips over there
Guy 2: Yeah, he's got a nice pair of scariolas

by TheTurtleHurdle January 12, 2021

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Scareolas

A situation where a woman's areola and nipple cover the majority of her breast.

Derived from the words: AREOLA-area around a woman's nipple. and SCARY: To be very frightening.

"I took Betty Sue out last night. When we got home she wanted to have sexual relations. I had to decline because that bitch had some nasty ass scareolas."

by hunter349 April 16, 2009

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