Definitions by MoltenPoo

Ohio Burrito 

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

Ohio Burrito by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021

Bob Ross 

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Kaepernick."

I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Bob Ross.

Bob Ross by MoltenPoo October 21, 2020

Scaryola 

scar·y·o·la
/ˈskerēələ/

noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae

ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.

Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."

Scaryola by MoltenPoo September 16, 2020

Kaepernick 

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."

1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.

Kaepernick by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019