Scaryeolas

When a chick pops out her fun bags and has big old whopper sized areolas

Damn, I went home with my tinder date and the night was ruined when she popped out her scaryeolas

by Jerry sed July 19, 2025

Scaryola

scar·y·o·la
/ˈskerēələ/

noun: scaryola; plural noun: scaryolae

ANATOMY
Any of numerous varieties of (thankfully) rare areola mismatches, so visually jarring as to cause the finder an audible, Tourette's-like outburst.

Bart was none the wiser, despite a through digital exploration of Glenda's cardigan contents, however, the police lights caused him to decry, "I'll be damned, that scaryola is in the shape of an octagon and in no way near your nipple."

by MoltenPoo September 16, 2020

Scariolas

When you have pepperoni nipples

Guy 1: Look at Pep Nips over there
Guy 2: Yeah, he's got a nice pair of scariolas

by TheTurtleHurdle January 12, 2021

Scareolas

A situation where a woman's areola and nipple cover the majority of her breast.

Derived from the words: AREOLA-area around a woman's nipple. and SCARY: To be very frightening.

"I took Betty Sue out last night. When we got home she wanted to have sexual relations. I had to decline because that bitch had some nasty ass scareolas."

by hunter349 April 16, 2009

Scaryola

A really big, hairy, or unsightly areola. Should be atypical enough to inspire fear and/or quiet wonder when shown to a small child or animal.

Madison Square Park in the summer is like a petri dish for scaryolas.

by Heydadsoup May 30, 2013

scareeolas

Horrifically huge nipples that are substantially disproportionate to the size of the breasts

They don't make a bikini top big enough to cover those scareeolas.

Be careful around those titties because the scareeolas will put your eye out.

by Milbau September 23, 2010