The best secret agent in the world, he gets all the girls and saves the world multiple times. If he shows up you are lucky, he only comes when it is absolutely necessary. No one knows what he looks like, only that he saves everything
A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug
person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll
An iconic dance move, popularized by the hit Threat Level Midnight. Its steps are as follows: you jump to the right, and shake the hand, and you jump to the left, and shake that hand. Meet new friends, tie that yarn.
That’s how you do the Scarn.
“There’s a whole crowd of people out there who need to learn how to do the Scarn.”
Wanna hear the scamenelli? Gets the 'Rona and recovers, and gets sent to patrol kicking and screaming, and has her "uncle" make a phone call and Poof! Magically gets to work from home for 2 months.