scamnow

An honest shamwow.

I just bought a shamwow.

Wow, you just got scamed.

I got scamed now.

Scamnow is a scam that does not hold 20 times it's weight in liquid as some would like you to think.

by badgerman5566 January 26, 2011

ScamWow

Any imitation of the absorbant cloth "ShamWow."

I bought this Super Shammy at the fair and it doesn't absorb SHIT. Total ScamWow, dawg.

by Michelle Bop January 20, 2009

sfc /scannow

the command you use when your computer is screwed

Jeremy: "My computer is so laggy!"
Ian: "Open Command Prompt and type 'sfc /scannow'!"

by Bagelsir November 10, 2025