spaminal spam-i-nal n. word combo of spam-animal, a little square animal that has yet to be photographed and is rumored to exist, a fleshy organism that tastes good fried, a mythical rectangular rodent of the kingdom Animalia,that when the extremities are removed, fits perfectly into a cube shaped can, white trash food source.
"I love a good fried spam sandwich with ketchup, thank god for Spaminals".
Spaminals are hard to catch, even with traps, I can only find them at the grocery store.
Creatures that reside in the great ocean that you do not want to encounter while participating in various aquatic activities (i.e. a sneal, see aforementioned definition)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"