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skallywank

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Using your sister's my little pony to fap
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
skallywank by vogla January 13, 2013

skallywank

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fapping to your sister's girly toys
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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"
skallywank by vogla January 13, 2013

scalywag 

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A barhag whore, you'd never really date her. Also known as a "scally" or "scallies", they are good to have around at parties and good to occasionally hook up with. They're usually okay with this, no drama involved.

A scalywag is the opposite of a carpetbagger.
There were a bunch of scalywags in that bar last night.
He hooked up with some random scalywag.
scalywag by JordanP January 5, 2006

I'm done scalywaggin 

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girl to ex: "Stop wasting your time with those scalywags, and let me back in your life!"

ex to girl: "I'm done scalywaggin baby."

Scalywag 

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When a woman gives a blow job while sitting on a heineken bottle.
Did you see brandon with that scalywag at the party last night?
Scalywag by atown84 October 7, 2009

scalywags 

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Morally casual women.
I was chilling with my boy Dinges at the bar and he said, "Yo J, lets find some scalywags, I'm trying to get my D wet".
scalywags by AppState828 January 12, 2009
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