skallywank

Using your sister's my little pony to fap

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a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

skallywank by vogla January 13, 2013

skallywank

fapping to your sister's girly toys

(_),,~.____
"\,/" :. : :.)'\,
!,!,!"""!,!,!"
a doll in his right hand his small dick in his left hand his mom walked in on him, "oh, zach, you skallywanker, we'll go blind from walking in on you playing with your small toys. Stop spooging on your sister's ponies"

skallywank by vogla January 13, 2013

Skallywank

Someone who is grumpy because they haven't jerked off in a while.

Jimmy: "Damn, you're such a skallywank!"
Daniel: "It's because my right hand is broken!"

Skallywank by hahalol8 January 12, 2013

skallywag 

A term used in the old red light districts of Europe, referring to a scoundrel, troublemaker, or outlaw (or a troublemaker even among outlaws).

After his fight with the pirates the week before, Cap'n John had become known as a skallywag; as well as a man who could hold his ale.

skallywag by Fawkes August 21, 2004

skallywag 

1. SKALLYWAG- a crackhead or crackwhore, one that lives on the streat and bums for money to buy alcohol or drugs. one that will rob an old lady of her purse to get a quick fix.

EX. Tell your skank ass skallywag mom to stop asking me for change before i pimp slap that ho with powder on my hand.

skallywag by PIMP S. May 17, 2004

Skallywag 

A scamp or rascal - a malevolent scoundrel - who is living their best pirate life in the modern world. Not bound by social norms or the limitations of society, but living life while there is living to be had.

That Skallywag caught a monster Marlin today and is celebrating its release with a good rum.

Skallywag by Jack S. March 3, 2022

Sallywangs 

Slang word for ecstasy tablets. Orginating from Derry, Ireland.

Give us a lock of sallywangs

Sallywangs by Niall360 July 29, 2009