scalpy

When a man with a smooth, bald head lubes up that dome and places it in the female crotchal area, spinning it about rapidly.

"I thought it would suck to be bald, Carl, but my loving wife loves it when I smear vaseline all over my gleaming dome and give her the ol' rapid scalpy."

by inventor of the scalpy March 13, 2008

Scalpy

Word used to describe someone who smells like a dirty scalp or unwashed hair

Jake is so scalpy today

by Foxy124 March 6, 2022

Scalpy

Scalpy is when you itch something and if the itch is loud and crunchy, that means that its scalpy

*Person 1 itches head*
Person 2:Omg your head is so scalpy!

by SirLeafer October 19, 2021

Indian Scalp Massage

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

Scalper

The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job

This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple

by MikeMillion July 16, 2020

Scallywagger Dagger

A bitch, or scallywag backstabber type hoe

My baby momma a scallywagger dagger.

by Kooker89 October 8, 2020

Scalper

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.

by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017