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scaling hoes 

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.
Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
scaling hoes by jwr24 February 22, 2009

scaling fish 

a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.
yo dawg i watched tyra banks last nite n she had me scaling fish all nite

Scaling the Fish 

Oral sex performed upon a female. Aka "eating out".
"I enjoy Scaling the Fish, but only if I get dome first."
Scaling the Fish by Shaquan Johnson September 30, 2008

scaling the mullet 

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

scaling the cascades 

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are
Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades

1-10 Scaling 

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess
Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off
1-10 Scaling by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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