Scaldy-Faced

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Inherent description of caucasian inner-city dwellers' faces (see townie), with features such as: wind-burned skin; small pissy-blue eyes; withered teeth; a vacant, drunken expression; dirt.

The scaldy-faced bastard was dry-shaving in the shop-window's reflection.

Scaldy-Faced by Dr_Faulk November 1, 2005

Words you can keep

Scaldy-Face

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt

I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot

Scaldy-Face by y222222hello October 2, 2006

Related Words

Scaldy-Faced • Scaldy-Face • Saldy-face • scaldy • scally • scandy • saldy • scaley • scald • scally cap

Saldy-face

The after effects of semen(salty in origin) on the face , mainly used to show that your infereior to someone.

after winning a game of basketball you might say "aw yall got saldy-faces "

Saldy-face by Skalecki August 13, 2008

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026