Scaldy-Face 

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt

I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot

Scaldy-Face by y222222hello October 2, 2006

Scaldy-Faced

Inherent description of caucasian inner-city dwellers' faces (see townie), with features such as: wind-burned skin; small pissy-blue eyes; withered teeth; a vacant, drunken expression; dirt.

The scaldy-faced bastard was dry-shaving in the shop-window's reflection.

Scaldy-Faced by Dr_Faulk November 1, 2005

Saldy-face 

The after effects of semen(salty in origin) on the face , mainly used to show that your infereior to someone.

after winning a game of basketball you might say "aw yall got saldy-faces "

Saldy-face by Skalecki August 13, 2008