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Supreme Council of Armed Forces, a group of 20 bad ass senior Egyptian military officials described as basically the bastards of the dictator Mubarak. They took over power of presidency in Egypt following the fall of their boss. They have followed the foot steps of the criminal in crushing the protesters, taking civilians to military courts, delaying prosecutions for corrupt ex regime figures, encouraging police forces to attack demonstrators thus curbing the revolution. SCAF is always mistaken for Stretched Cunt Ass Fuck, which is a similar meaning.
A: Have you heard what the SCAF been doing lately in Cairo

B: yeah man that's fuck ass cunt stretching going on there!
SCAF by egyptiano July 6, 2011
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A mink, some one who has no money.
Sarah is a scaf, she cant even afford shoes.
Scaf by Shane May 2, 2003
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While in position "ahh how about a Stretched Cunt Ass Fuck!"
or SCAF...
in ref to The Ass Master movie.
SCAF by Ass Master 3000 March 18, 2008
Acronym for Super cute as fuck.

Used in situations where things are just way too cute.
You're looking SCAF today.

or for even cuter situations

You two are just super SCAF.
SCAF by JohnnyJohn11 August 6, 2013
Oh, man, did you just scaf?
Scaf by rjj7 May 22, 2010

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.
I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......
noun
pl Scaffies
A Refuse Collector.
In Scotland (esp Fife and Lothians); a roadsweeper or a person who would push a two-dustbin barrow and use a broom and shovel to clear rubbish and shite off the thoroughfares.

Scaffies also used to rule their patch with a firm hands on misbehaving youths. Now the Community Police have assumed full responsibility for what was the scaffy's unofficial job - kicking litter louts' arses.
Some years ago, before modern titles like ‘hygiene consultants or pathway technicians’ for street cleaners, the cleanliness of Scotland's streets was in the very capable hands of ‘scaffies’ – the country's formidable road sweepers."

"Jist chuck it doon there, pal. The scaffy'll get it in the mornin'"

"The scaffy will kick yer erse if he sees ya droapping' that. Gonnae better pit it in the bin"
Scaffy by Piemanius October 12, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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