Sausaged

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

by Meh123 June 11, 2017

sausaged

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.

by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 8, 2006

Sausaged

Unwantingly getting a male waiter in a restaurant, especially if there are attractive female wait staff working. Typically used by males.

Dude, I was stoked about the hot hostess who sat us down but then we got totally sausaged when they gave us a mail waiter!

by msong November 11, 2010

Sausaged

The act of having squeezed one's self into excessively tight clothing to the point where one cannot move and the buttons are screaming for mercy often resulting in an unflattering look.

She sausaged herself into the jeans she wore in high school resulting in a muffin top!

by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

sausaged

Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.

"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."

"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."

by kramssor April 25, 2009

sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it

"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Adequately sausaged

Simply put, it's when someone has had a satisfying sexual experience,

'Hey Ben, how was your night with that girl?'
'She was adequately sausaged , mate! she was adequately sausaged indeed! *insert fist bump .. or high five ... or a similar celebratory action*

by M3gnificent November 8, 2017