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Sausage Smoking 

The act of smoking marijuana with all males
Person 1: Dude, why didn't you smoke with all of us the other day? There were some fiiiine chicks.
Person 2: Nah man, that not my style. I only do sausage smoking.
Sausage Smoking by Iranian4624 September 5, 2010
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cock-smoking sausage jockey 

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

Smoking a Sausage 

The act of performing oral sex.
She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.
Smoking a Sausage by JWAYNE May 14, 2006

smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.
This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.
smoking the sausage by KJaxe January 13, 2008

Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.
Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.
Smoking the Sausage by jake August 6, 2004

smokin the sausage

something done at family BBQ's and social gatherings
My dad spent the whole day smokin' the sausage.
smokin the sausage by Michele December 20, 2003
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