Sausage Hoe 

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

Sausage Hoe by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010

Sausage Hoe 

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

Sausage Hoe by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010

Joe Sausagehead 

(n) someone comparable to a village idiot. It is basically someone with a brain damaged to the point of being sausage.

tommy: "hey Willie let me hold twenty let me hold twenty bucks."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."

Joe Sausagehead by kribg October 10, 2010

sammy sausagehead 

Imbusile; idiot;gullible
(Prison slang)

Man , that dude thought I was a Sammy sausagehead when he expected me to pay that much for that little bag of weed.

sammy sausagehead by Budd2477 March 1, 2017

sausagehead 

an unknown, overmatched opponent in a contest...used in basketball or dominoes.

I dont know why I have to waste my time with a sausagehead in order to get to the championship round.

sausagehead by OGpmpdog September 16, 2007

Sausagehouse 

Where every single member of a familly is a male including the pet. BUT if theres a male gay familly that means its a Hotdoghouse.

Before you came you need to know my house is a sausagehouse

Sausagehouse by BakeOven August 18, 2017

sausageheimer 

A person who is so obessed with their pecker it has lowered their IQ sausageheimer

He starred at his pecker so long he can no longer read and became a sausageheimer.

sausageheimer by DoloresDefinitions August 25, 2017