Skip to main content

Saturnday 

eight minutes ago you knocked on my door. I opened it carefully loosening four chains then turning the key. you had mentioned you were going to bring a friend but you didnt and i am relieved to not have to waste extra energy on my interpersonal skills. so i enjoy just being and feeling myself with you and that its ok and right to be silent when theres no need for noise. not that my voice was made for keeping quiet but its been a long day and i've had my verbal share. I am relaxed. you bring tenseness from where ever it is you're coming from. we follow the music that leads us to the bedroom. still no talking. I start undressing you then myself, its not a greedy or desperate energy, just a mellow, caring vibe as if to invite you to come down, let loose, breathe out.
I am tying your hair. you are stroking mine, undoing it til its free. your breath is on my neck, my back. are you kissing my shoulder blades? this is how we stay for a bit. my head bent backwards resting on your shoulder while you touch my breast very slowly very carefully and my waist and my belly and my hips and thighs. there is movement beneath my lap that excites me. I think its time for a kiss. make it last long. Saturnday long.
Saturnday by Krkič October 19, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Saturday's are for debate kids 

A frequently celebrated every Saturday specifically for debate kids. Serves as a legitimate excuse to get out of previous arrangements to spend time with the debate kids.
Andrew: Let's go to the movies on Saturday.
Leslie: No I'm busy, Saturday's are for debate kids after all!

Green Saturday 

a day for greasies to celebrate and paint the world green! as far as they’re concerned, green saturday is everyday!... pink friday is for bitches.
It’s green saturday greasies, let’s paint the town green!!
Green Saturday by neckrollgrease September 3, 2019
A Sunday which involves significant amount of studying
Paul: “Are you coming out to walk the dogs in the park?”

Claudio: "Ah, sorry. My favorite study streamer is online. I am going to spend rest of the Stunday at home."
Stunday by nish-ant May 2, 2021

SaturJAY 

A Saturday filled with JAYNESS (Jay Park: a term used to describe a sexy korean american male).
1. I spent my Saturjay watching Jay Park dancing to Beyonce's Single ladies.

2. I can't wait until Saturjay!

3. I spent my Saturjay watching Jay sing Nothing on You

4. On Saturjay, Jay flashed his "Taylor" body and told me I can call him new moon because I orbit around him.
SaturJAY by Teamjaypark April 4, 2010

SatErday 

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.
SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

Patrick Swayze Saturday 

When you get off work on monday so you party it up on sunday like i was still saturday.
"Hey Utah, you aint goin' to work tomorrow, so lets via con dios and rage this Patrick Swayze Saturday."
Patrick Swayze Saturday by snaxxx September 19, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Load more