Satergize

sat•er•gize
Verb-

Of, comprised of, or in relation to satoshis when strategizing about buying bitcoin.

'The company satergized during their financial review when considering the quarterly budget and funds.'

by PEACECorp April 27, 2020

synergize

to cooperate with another or others, esp. to remedy something

synergize with fellow teammates

by Kjafbab January 13, 2009

synergized

High & drunk at the same time.

Johnny snorted a line of coke then had half a bottle of vodka... He's synergized.

by BaN71 June 6, 2010

Sauterize

1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.

2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.

3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.

4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.

1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.

Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.

2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?

Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.

3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?

Girl 2: Michael trained him.

Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?

Girl 2: He has a dog?

by Anette Nora January 8, 2009

satellizer

Beautiful, strong, brave, a good friend doesn't shit from anyone when you see her its like angels have begun singing you'll know when you see her you're in love and can see the kindness in her eyes. One person you'll hate to forget. She's the one who you can come to when you need to help solve your problems and when you need comfort, a shoulder to cry on even

"Man that girl is such a Satellizer."

by Luminescence May 27, 2015

shaterize

The act of an exploding poop into your underwear.

I just shaterized my drawers.

by D1ckles December 21, 2008

slaterize

When you are so fed up with your job, the people you work with, the people you work for that you instinctively and temporarily go bezerk and quit.

I long to slaterize and find something better to do.

by Sickofitall August 13, 2010