Sauterize

1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.

2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.

3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.

4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.

1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.

Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.

2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?

Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.

3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?

Girl 2: Michael trained him.

Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?

Girl 2: He has a dog?

Sauterize by Anette Nora January 8, 2009

sauderite 

A student in UBC's Sauder School of Business. Typically characteristics:

1. 50-60% chance he's Asian. If Asian, chances are he's in accounting/finance.
2. Has hundreds of business cards
3. An extreme keener who has a professionally written resume and cover letter in first year
4. Highly involved (or tries to be) involved in the CUS.
5. Shows off her status by having the following signature:

Joe SomeAsianName
BCom 20nn, OptionName | Sauder School of Business
VP Finance | Some Club
VP Marketing | Some Club

6. Has a Linkedin account in first year with over 100 connections. Only about 20% of those at most are actual friends. The rest are just "contacts" for networking.
7. Has a resume that begins with a "profile" heading, and the following format: ___ year BCom student with strengths in ______, ____, _______. Highly ______. Interested in a career in _____.
8. Puts career ahead of everything. Becomes an intense aggressive keener at recruiting events. Learns and masters the concept of networking in 1st year.
9. Hangs out in DLam during breaks. Tries to study in DLam but ends up wasting time talking - hence the constant loud noise in DLam.
10. Crams for exams and doesn't keep up with the material, but somehow gets good grades.
12. Owns a smartphone of some kind that he checks during class.
13. Gets so many e mails he/she can't keep up with.
14. Wears suits to class...usually for some event later in the day...but sometimes for the sake of it/or to show off!

Arts Student: What are all those Asians doing walking around campus today in suits?

Other Student: Ya...those are Sauderite. Some accounting company is on campus today.

sauderite by kwjz October 31, 2010

shiterized 

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party

The tub girl shiterized herself

shiterized by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006

cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.

person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.

cauterize the phonebook by Motorblade January 24, 2010

sisterize 

verb (to sisterize):

When a boy definitely and abruptly truncate any potential intercourse with a girl. Harder than friend zone.

I'can only look at you as a sister. I have to sisterize you.

sisterize by Castroman May 17, 2016

stuerize 

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

stuerize by Jared January 8, 2004

Cauterize 

A kick ass punk rock band from Canada. No longer together, sadly. They have released 4 albums, all which kick ass, under the name Cauterize and two under the name T.O.E. Their music has appeared in the game 1080 Avalanche and the movie Eurotrip.

Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony

Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine

It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.

Punk fan 1: Hey, isn't Rise Against a great band?
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*

*They both begin headbanging and moshing*

Cauterize by thatguywiththecurlyhair July 31, 2009