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Satyriasis celibate person obsessed with excessive sexual desires or gratifications. Will do anything & everything for sex. Revolves & dedicates their entire existence around garnering attention to get sex even if it means at a delusional state. Every action taken in their life is to get sex.
Can't even have a discussion with this dude because he is a total "satcel". He wakes up and goes to sleep thirsting for women.

Instead of being a "satcel" why don't find deeper meaningful purpose in your life.
Satcel by triplenumeralquotient January 3, 2025
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Satyriasis celibate person obsessed with excessive sexual desires or gratifications. Will do anything & everything for sex. Revolves & dedicates their entire existence around garnering attention to get sex even if it means at a delusional state. Every action taken in their life is to get sex.
Can't even have a discussion with this dude because he is a total "satcel". He wakes up and goes to sleep thirsting for women.

Instead of being a "satcel" why don't find deeper meaningful purpose in your life.
Satcel by triplenumeralquotient January 3, 2025

satellite jeon 

A habit for Jungkook to be with Jimin and he subconsiously follows Jimin wherever he going.
It already became a part of his daily routine to be near Jimin
It used to be Jimin that followed Jungkook around but now it's the opposite (Satellite Jeon)

satchel kill 

To get a day or night kill while a satchel is in hand
Kyle: hey Salim did u get that satchel kill last night

Salim: yea I slammed that bird with the satchel on where my money at
satchel kill by JackRosa June 4, 2020

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182
Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.
Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017

Seed Satchel 

An Extremely Large Scrotum with Extremely Small Testicles. The "Tiny Burden" only Asian Men Suffer from. Also a Very Good Nickname.
Liang-Po: We Have Brains, Good Parents, Skills in Video Games, and Very Popular. What Don't we Have?

Jamal: Balls Po, You Don't Have Balls. You Have a Huge Scrotum and Tiny balls. You Know What, I'm Going to Start Calling you Seed Satchel.
Seed Satchel by .Woody. October 27, 2007
A trendy shot to order when you are out with the fellas containing one part Jägermeister and one part Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.
Hey boys, the only thing that can make this night any better is a round of satchels!
satchel by Koontzie March 31, 2017