Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

Satan wood by bmochillin September 16, 2012

stanwood 

A town in western Washington that's known for its heroin addiction, terrorists, & hit lists.

Guy 1: let's go to Stanwood

Guy 2: fuck that

stanwood by ayylmaoACKV March 4, 2015

Stanwood 

A hicktown in Washington State. Over 3/4 of the population is said to smoke and/or distribute weed.

"Man, we was lightin' that place up Stanwood style. Had more smoke than a hotbox"

Stanwood by Johanathan July 3, 2008

stanwood 

A kickass little town in washington.

i love stanwood,despite the number of little preppy bastards.

stanwood by /`v'\ ! (< (= (mike) August 8, 2007

Stanwood High School

A public high school in stanwood, washington. 1,800 students, and the colors are red black and gray.

Stanwood high school is mostly built up of preps, and scene kids. The town being a redneck town, the preps have hick tendencies as well. The upperclassman cant stand the freshman, either.
Lots of weed influence.

Freshman: "Dude todays my first day of stanwood high school!111!!1!11"

Sophmore: "Im better then you because I'm older. Bam."

Stanwood High School by FreshmanGirl44 July 20, 2010

Satanhood 

A play on the word "Sainthood," this is when a person who appears to be extremely kind, generous...just good in general, actually turns out to be anything but. Tends to induce trust issues in people when they find out.

"Mother Teresa was declared a saint, despite the fact that she was a child trafficker, and her healthcare was downright awful. She also refused to let people die in peace -- refusing painkillers and even waterboarding (baptizing) them -- saying that 'Suffering brings you closer to god.' What a great woman, right? Sainthood doesn't fit her at all; more like 'Satanhood.'"

Satanhood by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021

Stanwood 

A small town in Western Washington, known for its unusually strong Ultimate Frisbee pickup community. While Ultimate Frisbee was not originally developed in Stanwood, Stanwood has nevertheless come to be known as something of a mecca for the sport, with many passionate players traveling great distances to play there.

There's Ultimate Frisbee, and then there's Stanwood Ultimate Frisbee.

Stanwood really punches above their weight when it comes to Ultimate Frisbee.

Stanwood by RockYouLikeaHurricane3 May 20, 2024