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Satanhood 

A play on the word "Sainthood," this is when a person who appears to be extremely kind, generous...just good in general, actually turns out to be anything but. Tends to induce trust issues in people when they find out.
"Mother Teresa was declared a saint, despite the fact that she was a child trafficker, and her healthcare was downright awful. She also refused to let people die in peace -- refusing painkillers and even waterboarding (baptizing) them -- saying that 'Suffering brings you closer to god.' What a great woman, right? Sainthood doesn't fit her at all; more like 'Satanhood.'"
Satanhood by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021
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stanwood 

A town in western Washington that's known for its heroin addiction, terrorists, & hit lists.
Guy 1: let's go to Stanwood

Guy 2: fuck that
stanwood by ayylmaoACKV March 4, 2015

Satansoo 

A nickname given to the Korean singer D.O (Kyungsoo) his squishy cheeks and doe eyes cause people to think he's innocent but what they didn't know is that he's the embodiment of Satan and that he could kill anyone with his gay death glare
His special moves are choke hold, gay pelvic thrust, failed aegyo, glare of a thousand deaths, and scandalous vocals (they are super affective on Baeks)
Shisus: "Hey Suho...Baek, your child, I heard he was killed by...by who again?"
Umma Suho: "Satansoo...said he was annoying so he shoved a pole up his ass and *SNIFFLES* called him a slut...he died instantly"
Satansoo by Askazama June 14, 2015

Stanwood 

A hicktown in Washington State. Over 3/4 of the population is said to smoke and/or distribute weed.
"Man, we was lightin' that place up Stanwood style. Had more smoke than a hotbox"
Stanwood by Johanathan July 3, 2008

stanwood 

i love stanwood,despite the number of little preppy bastards.
stanwood by /`v'\ ! (< (= (mike) August 8, 2007

satanhour 

satanhour is a really cool person !! she usually are super funny and swag.
did you see what satanhour posted today !! it was crazy !!
satanhour by quackquackeria July 24, 2021

Stanwood High School

A public high school in stanwood, washington. 1,800 students, and the colors are red black and gray.

Stanwood high school is mostly built up of preps, and scene kids. The town being a redneck town, the preps have hick tendencies as well. The upperclassman cant stand the freshman, either.
Lots of weed influence.
Freshman: "Dude todays my first day of stanwood high school!111!!1!11"

Sophmore: "Im better then you because I'm older. Bam."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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