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Satan's cock 

Type of sexual fetish that involves peeling the skin of a jalapeno and using it as an anal dildo.
"Do you want to feel the satan's cock tonight?"
Satan's cock by Lou444 July 9, 2016

Satan's cock 

1. (noun) An experience, item, or even person that when lived through, used, or dealt with actually destroys a piece of your soul.
2. (noun) Lucifer's reproductive organ
"Work today was Satan's cock, I need a six pack."
"Man, that last customer was Satan's cock."
Satan's cock by WLC October 13, 2007

suck Satan's cock 

Phrase made popular by comedian Bill Hicks; describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); synonimous with selling your soul to Satan.
Kid Rock sucks Satan's cock every day so he can have a career.
suck Satan's cock by Jackhole December 2, 2004

satan's cocktail 

The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.
I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.

suck satans cock 

1. it means to "fuck off" in the nicest way possible
2. we dont like you, so fuck off
"hey Dylan, go suck satans cock, woulda already?"
suck satans cock by midnyghtcloud September 26, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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