Satan's cock 

many loads of cum, frozen in a condom. Frozen cum in the shape of a penis.

Lisa took the satan's cock out of the freezer and sucked on it a while.

Satan's cock by iswallow34 October 7, 2008

Satan's cock 

Type of sexual fetish that involves peeling the skin of a jalapeno and using it as an anal dildo.

"Do you want to feel the satan's cock tonight?"

Satan's cock by Lou444 July 9, 2016

Satan's cock 

1. (noun) An experience, item, or even person that when lived through, used, or dealt with actually destroys a piece of your soul.
2. (noun) Lucifer's reproductive organ

"Work today was Satan's cock, I need a six pack."
"Man, that last customer was Satan's cock."

Satan's cock by WLC October 13, 2007

suck Satan's cock 

Phrase made popular by comedian Bill Hicks; describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); synonimous with selling your soul to Satan.

Kid Rock sucks Satan's cock every day so he can have a career.

suck Satan's cock by Jackhole December 2, 2004

satan's cocktail 

The mixture of cum and blood when you fuck a girl on her period.

I made satan's cocktail with my girlfriend last weekend.

satan's cocktail by Satans Daffodil June 17, 2015

suck satans cock 

1. it means to "fuck off" in the nicest way possible
2. we dont like you, so fuck off

"hey Dylan, go suck satans cock, woulda already?"

suck satans cock by midnyghtcloud September 26, 2009