Sataian

Sataian is the philosophical opponent of Jesaaron.
He has the Evil powers one would expect of the anti-Christ.
He also enjoys walking on the beach, maintaining his website, and music.
Oh, yeah, and he plans to bring about the apocalypse.

Sataian has created a wikipedia entry on Jesaaron, much to his annoyance.

by Mort May 7, 2005

Satrianic

To feel very motivated due to the fact of listening Joe Satriani's music for very long periods of time.
To feel very excited due to the fact of going to a Joe Satriani's concert.

I've been listening to Joe Satriani's music all day, I feel very Satrianic now!!!!
This coming Saturday Joe Satriani will be performing on my city. It will be a very Satrianic day!!!

by Frank El Jaguar October 7, 2013

satriani

One of the greatest guitar gods to ever live

The teacher of another great steve vai

Tours with G3 which also includes steve vai and has included yngwie malmsteen

His best album is Surfing With The Alien which amazed critics and fans alike

Satriani is a guitar god

by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005

Johann Sathianathen

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.

OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.

by Julian maravilla May 5, 2019

Joe Satriani

Possibly one of the greatest guitarist's of our time, Joe Satriani has released over 10 records. He's known for his ingenious riffs and unbeatable solos and taught the wonder, Steve Vai, how to play guitar. Made famous when Vai told someone in an interview that he taught him how to play, and thus pulled him to glory. Also known as Satch, Joe has his own Ibanez series guitars, amps, straps and picks. Satch has redefined rock, definitely someone to see before you die. Currently touring with his band and G3.

Harry: Hey man, you hear that sick solo in Satch Boogie?
Joe: Yeah man, that was totally awesome!!! Joe Satriani rocks!!!

by Joe Wilcox April 7, 2006

joe satriani

A true guitar virtuoso. He may not sweep pick at 99 nps like some people (ughghg malmsteen ughguhg) but i cant put into words how amazing he is at playing that instrument

Has taught the likes of Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Larry Lalonde and many more.

Created the G3 tour, in which he participates in every year.

Jim- Dude! im surfing with the alien!!

Chuck- Yeah! youre awesome

Jim- Still not as good as Joe Satriani

by Teh GIR October 29, 2007

Joe Satriani Glasses

Sunglasses that are similar to those worn by renowned guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani

Hey, nice Joe Satriani glasses.
Thanks.

by Jay Bass October 16, 2008