Sarca-tard

A Sarca-tard is a person that cannot recognize or appreciate sarcasm.

My ex wife is such a Sarca-tard! She can never tell if I'm being sarcastic or serious.

by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014

sarctard

Noun: A person incapable of recognizing sarcasm.

The sarctard over there thinks I was serious when I told him he was the brightest guy in the room.

by BrilliantK November 4, 2013

Sarcastard

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

by OverThinking March 20, 2004

saratarded

Blanket description of anyone who actually looks UP to Sarah Palin, believes she has any more intelligence than a potato, or ascribes to or agrees with the Tea Party.

Those Teabaggers are f*ckin' saratarded!

by Rocketfueler April 22, 2010

Sarcastard

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

by argustuft November 5, 2011

sarcastard

sar-'kas-terd n. A conflation of "sarcastic" and "bastard."

Sondra: Why'd you get fired today, Jim!!
Jim: Well, I guess I was a bit of a sarcastard during the conference call.

by Frank Wheeler February 24, 2017

Sarcastard

A sarcastic bastard

My dad was a real sarcastard

by Rosetta_stonedx December 23, 2017