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Santo High School

If you’ve heard of Weatherford High School, get ready to hear of the major downgrade: Santo High school. Santo is full of vaping juniors, freshman who like to get pegged, and sophomores who have no idea what they are doing other than sharing their hydroflasks and scrunchies. The senior class of 2020 was the last class that held any hope for the success of Santo.

The band is the only activity that wins awards consistently and continues to show up the sports yet gets no recognition.

The principals have been shitty since the oldest one of many years left, Especially the most recent.

Along with being a small town of >900 people, the school consists of maybe a solid 400. This makes plenty of room for all the drama to spread just as fast as the herpes does! How terrific!
1: “What doessexualizing girls and alcoholism” mean?”
2: “Oh you mean Santo High School?”

santa rita high school 

A Tucson school filled with stoners. Everyone is drunk off their asses all day and skipping class. The teachers suck ass and all secretly smoke meth. If you go here you'd agree with everything we're saying. Full of ghetto mexicans (some are really hot) and some funny ass fights. If you come here you'll get no credits but you'll party every day. All other Tucson schools refer to it as Drugerita. If you want to undersand this get baked and read it.

(we're drunk right now)
"damn, look at that trashed mexican chick. she must go to santa rita high school"

Santa Rosa High School 

All around awesome high school famous for its artistically talented students. While many are drawn to SRHS for the ArtQuest program, there are plenty of "normal" students who aren't artistic and don't take any of those specialty classes. It was chartered in 1874. With over 2,000 students, it's the largest school in town.

Outstanding career programs include the agricultural, auto shop, wood shop, metal shop, and CISCO networking classes. There is also a full selection of Honors and AP classes.

SRHS offers many sports throughout the year, and competes in the NBL, NCS Division 1. While the school's recent football winning streak hasn't been too good, the team got a new coach and the future looks bright. Doug Courtemarche has coached state and national cross country/track champions and Olympians during his twenty years at SRHS. Many great athletes started at this school, so don't listen to people who say SRHS is for art and not for sports.

SRHS is the most diverse school in the city, and everyone can find their own niche here. Come join us. Learn the fight song. Start a club. Play a sport. And remember, once a Panther, always a Panther.
Santa Rosa High School Panther ArtQuest Art Quest

santa paula high school 

full of mexicans and pregnant teens, this school may not be known for its academics, but compared to fillmore..it kicks ass!
-"who are we playing this friday?"
-"santa paula high school"
-"damn, there goes another loss for the flashes.."
santa paula high school by ") August 4, 2008

Santa Susana High School 

A high school located in Simi Valley, California, primarily dedicated to the liberal arts and performing arts.
The student body consists of an overwhelming majority of teens that come from middle to upper class families, who openly embrace pseudoperceptions of rebellion (i.e. wearing all black in order to conform, developing any given mainstream psychiatric disorder in order to conform, becoming lesbian until graduation in order to conform).

Essentially, it is a school that could very well be a poster child for any given music scene that sucks.
Here is a typical example of Santa Susana High School Students.
Jessica: GODS how I loathe my life! My parents are unbearable, this school sucks ass, and I wish I were dead!
Callie: ...Your 'unbearable parents?' The same ones that let you do whatever you want and pay for everything you should be paying for yourself at the age of 18? Your very same school that lets you dress in about any way you want and openly embraces coddling children as opposed to discipline? Such a horrid life you lead.
Jessica: I KNOW! I just want to die!
Callie: Well, then off yourself already.
Jessica: Well, okay... I don't want to die today. But maybe tomorrow. I'll post an angsty blog about in on myspace expressing how alone and painful my life really is. THEN I will kill myself.

Santa Fe High School 

Santa Fe High School, home of the chiefs, located in Santa Fe Springs California. One of the best schools in the Whittier Union High School District. It has a kickass football program and is just plain gagnsta. Joe Gibbs (Head Coach of the Washington Redskins) graduated from this school as well as Laura Bergg (One of the US Olympic Softball players) & Mark Kotzay (MLB player). SFHS is ten times better than La Serna, Cal High, Whittier High, El Rancho, and Pioneer.
All those cool people must go to Santa Fe High School

Santa Teresa High School 

A school in south San Jose where a
large amount of rich white kids go to.

-Grades 9-12
-Guys in holister sandals that have corvets
-Around 2,600 students
-Blondes
-KKK
Brittney Hailey Woodcock: Like what high school you going to next year?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:Santa Teresa high school.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Oh my god.
No way are you like..like half white?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:No?Im Mexican American.Why does it matter?

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Well oh my gosh..Like you dont need to get all mad and like .. yahh im just asking cause your mexican.Its rare for a non white to go to Santa Teresa High.Omg.

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:KKK much?

Brittney Hailey Woodcock:Some of my family
members are in the kkk,cool huh?

Linda Maria Garcia Fernandez:Uhm?I have to go to class,Bye.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock::Okay omg!Nice talkig to you.Adios mucho grande guesto hehehe tata.Adios.

Brittney Hailey Woodcock goes skipping to 5th period.