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Malyk Santíago

Malyk Santíago is a perfect charming Model who is very nice to everyone he surrounds himself by, who doesn’t let anyone bring him down, he’s super supportive, And loves each and one of his fans that supports him to the fullest including his haters, he is a very amazing outgoing person to be around, he is a very authentic and unique person on this planet, because there’s no one like him. But don’t let his niceness and cuteness fool you, he can be mean ten times you think sometimes but only towards his haters.
A Hater — “ he think he’s all that.”
Malyk Santíago — “ laughs & continues to stay unbothered.”
Malyk Santíago by Goddess.eyptian February 18, 2019

amy santiago 

Amy Santiago is a police sergeant on Brooklyn 99. Super competitive nerd with an inexplicable love for stationery. Lifetime ambition is to become a police captain. Married to fellow detective Jake Peralta!
Is that Amy Santiago? I heard that she owned two graphing calculators... sad...

Joey Santiago 

The awesome lead guitarist of the Alt. Rock band the Pixies. His unique style of playing and his calm demeanor makes him even more of a badass then Bruce Lee kicking a bear version of Miley Cyrus in the throat.
When the mighty one known as Joey Santiago played the solos for "Vamos" my Liver and balls nearly imploded in majesty.
Joey Santiago by Sonar Corp October 14, 2013

Santiago 

Santiago is a Colombian sex god, but he is more that that lol. Santiago's are the most caring, passionate, funny, and best guys you can possibly know. You legit CANNOT get any better than a Santiago. In a relationship you can tell him how great he is but he will never feel like he is better than you, he will see you as the most beautiful being and see you as perfect. It's crazy the amount of love you feel from a Santiago, and it's wild how he doesn't realize how great and out of everyone's league he is. If you get the chance to have a Santiago, whether is be as a friend, best friend, or boyfriend, never let them go. The will be the most loyal and best thing to ever happen to you
Santiago is the best!
I love Santiago, I'm so happy we got close!
Santiago is my best friend, I couldn't ask for better.
Santiago by gigibigpp May 11, 2020

Amy Santiago 

An Amy Santiago is someone who prepares too much for something, they could make binders, own two graphing calculators or just look for mentors wherever they need one, which is everywhere
“Look at that girl, she’s preparing for the exams that are a year away!”
“Yeah I know, she’s such an amy Santiago”
Amy Santiago by Pineapple2005 January 20, 2019

Wild Santiago 

A sexual act where the male participant drops a cleveland steamer in a female's mouth, then proceeds to make out with her.
They needed a whole pack of mentos after their rendezvous with the Wild Santiago.
Wild Santiago by Hot Karl February 6, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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