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Santa Bag 

When one, after the act of love-making, proceeds to shit in the sheets. They then wrap their sexual partner up into a bag using the soiled sheets. Next, the bag is thrown over the shoulder in a Santa-like fashion and shaken until utter orgasmic splendor is reached.
you: "Dude I totally went for the Santa Bag last night! She was so turned on she shit herself!"

friend: "DOUBLE SANTA BAG!!!"
Santa Bag by Ianesseda September 7, 2010
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Santa's Bag 

To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.
Christmas came early for Janet, because I brought her Santa's Bag last night.
Santa's Bag by Naughty Naughty November 18, 2004

Santa Bagging 

When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.
Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.

I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
Santa Bagging by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017

Santas Bag 

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.
Santas Bag by StacyTara March 27, 2009
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