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Sans-which

A breadless sandwich. A synony for a wrap.
I'd like the turkey and Swiss sans-which. Yum.
Sans-which by slykalen June 3, 2016
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Staten Island Sandwhich 

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.
Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.

Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.
Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.

Gucci Sandwhich 

A sandwhich that is awfully gucci.
“Damn this sandwhich expensive! What is it a Gucci Sandwhich???
Gucci Sandwhich by guccitomato February 7, 2023

Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich

To get deeped throated by a weasel on a Jewish Holiday
Man 1: Did you hear about Durnya

Man 2: Yea he got Madagascar Slobber Sandwhich that was probably amazing.

Man 3: Isn't that Illegal

Man 4: Lets go find out

Ass Sandwhich 

Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?

Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich

Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich

Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole
Ass Sandwhich by I got you back July 12, 2009

titty sandwhich 

when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts
scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
titty sandwhich by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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