sanford maine 

Sanford Maine. A place known for a safe haven for drug addicts to hunker down in abandoned houses to either shoot up smoke crack or he'll burn it down if you need a hooker upfront of 7 11 they stand all night. This town is famous for potholes run down slums. Fist fighting drunk neighbors heroin needles street finds.. And 3 eyed fish out of the pond. Things to see in Sanford.... Crack heads. Heroin addicts filthy parking lots. Midgets. Scooters. Women that look like men
Dude looks like a lady ..a shirty view of the burnt mills. And then you got beggars you have a cigarette you have a quarter corrupt cops. Cars broken into every day bikes mopeds stolen.. Don't put the trampoline out they will steal that too.. Worse place to ever live avoid. Brook street. Island ave. State street. Riverside ave aka heroin trail. God took a nice big dump on Sanford. And if you want to fit in. Grow a beard shit your pants and look anemic... Do not move your family here... Unless you have millions to fix up thousands of slummy houses. Just tell them your from York. Cause once you say I'm from Sanford they will run thinking your gonna rob them of have bed bugs on your clothes. Sanford people actually fool themselves thinking this is a nice town. If you like living in a place where shooting up in public and licking your own asshole is acceptable. No jobs no food. No cars ..but we travel with backpacks to fill our tent booze and crack. Hell hole

Hey I'm from Sanford you want to steal or break into cars. Maybe stab each other... Or trade our bedbug collection cool I'll ask my mom cause nobody has a dad in Sanford. Sanford Maine

sanford maine by Irishmadman February 16, 2018

Sanford Maine 

Sanford Maine, you’ve probably heard about us but never been. The potholes were too much but hey don’t worry we spent 100 million dollars on a high school that can’t pay it’s electricity bill. It’s well known for its short lived small businesses like the Sandwich Shack and many Chinese food places. Our main attractions consist of Island Ave, Family Dollar, and the mills... formally known mills burnt down by children playing with lighters. When visiting family dollar do not ask to use the restroom, they will tell you no, they had a incident with a guy doing heroin and ended up ODing. Sanford is a good place to light a jibba with your buddies on the sidewalk, if your worried about police officers don’t worry half of them are on drugs as well. Sanford Maine has also lost big businesses as well like apple bees, Burger King, and Bonanza. So we highly recommend checking us out because we need as much economy as we can get. If that’s not enough to get you to come, our education system is top notch with the most recent technology like google white boards only the high schoolers get to use or the lesser smart boards the junior high kids get to use. We had apple computers but realized they costed too much so we switched to google. Our teachers are very educated but don’t ask them for extra time on work... ANYWAY check Sanford Maine out because it may or may not be worth your time and money for tires after going over a pothole.

Guy 1: Yo did you hear about Sanford Maine?
Guy 2: Yeah my buddy got caught smoking weed by his mom
Guy 1: It’s just the norm

Sanford Maine by TopherTheWelder January 5, 2021