Sandwich IL

Bruh iont even know I ain't ever stayed here I just gotta go through to get to somonauk but everyone on meth AND SOME WOACH GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA fuck you "heather" anyway don't fuck nobody from here or die fytb

(names are changed to keep personal info to ourselves)
Me-"bro heather gave me CHLAMYDIA"
Trey-"Where she stay at?"
Me-"Sandwich IL!"
Trey-"You dumb fuck everyone know you gotta double wrap or skedaddle"
Me- "she gave good head tho om"

by PlanoFullOfWoaches April 10, 2019

sandwich illinois

Sandwich is a small town in Illinois. it consists of about 10,000 people and is home of the Sandwich Fair, the biggest fair in the state. it has one small high school that consists of two hallways and has some pretty lame teachers. Sandwich is a town full of druggies and losers. And everyone has treid drugs here. There are some pretty nice old homes in the area and IF YOU COME HERE DONT MAKE FUN OF OUR NAME OR WELL KICK YOUR ASS. okay

Sandwich Illinois is kick ass bitches

by hals22 January 8, 2007

illinois ham sandwich

The act of a gay man taking a piece of white bread, placing his penis and balls on top of it and spreading mustard or mayo on top of it, than taking another piece of white bread and placing it on top. Than inviting another gay man to chew upon it gently while sucking the condiments off. This must be performed in illinois for the full effect to take place.

Gay man: 'God Josh gave me a DELICIOUS sandwich last night!

Friend: An illinois ham sandwich?!?!

Gay man: " OH YES!!!

by ballsack224 January 6, 2010

sandwichly

Adverb meaning "within the limits of sandwich consumption". The phrase "as soon as sandwichly possible" reflects a reluctance of someone to aid another, having better things to do instead (such as eating a sandwich). The phrase is meant to be a sarcastic response to such a plead for help or assistance, and it was coined by the crew of a movie reviewing podcast named "We Hate Movies" in an episode named "Deadly Friend".

"You want me to check under your bed for monsters? Yeah, I'll come as soon as sandwichly possible."

"When the package will arrive? As soon as sandwichly possible."

by Earl86 April 12, 2012

sandwichless

Someone who is without a sandwich may be refered to as sandwichless. Someone who is a streak of piss or a streak of misery may also be sandwichless.

I would like to offer that sandwichless person a sandwich.

or

Ha ha, that person does not have a sandwich and therefore they are sandwichless

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

sandwichology

The artistic knowledge of sandwich making, not only for ones own enjoyment or consumption but for the serving of others, mostly for the male population

Yuna used her sandwichology skills so her husband could enjoy the football

sandwich making skills art Consume

by benji.c February 14, 2014

Poop-Sandwiching

The act of hard greifing and demolishing ones opponents in Rocket League

These people are poop-sandwiching

by MrPoopyButholeFartsAlot January 2, 2021