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Hot Breakfast Sandwich

A Hot Breakfast Sandwich is a sex act performed in the early morning hours. The act originated as a female on male sex act and is most common. However, the act can easily be performed male on female, male on male or female on female depending upon sexual orientation and preference.

In the traditional serving of a Hot Breakfast Sandwich, the female wakes up before her male partner. If not already naked, the female undresses and removes her panties. She then cautiously, without yet waking her partner, positions herself in a squatting position over her partner's face. Her ass and anus are positioned directly over his face with special attention given to targeting the nose and lips directly below the anal sphincter. This position can be accomplished by squatting and facing foward, however is recommended reverse style by facing the males legs.

Once in position, the female then drops her ass and rose bud directly onto the face of her male partner giving special attention to positioning to ensure that the male's nose and upper lip make direct contact with the sphincter. Once in position, the female should be seated with full force and if possible, pulling her butt cheeks to the sides with her hands to fully envelope her buttocks around her lover's face and creating the "sandwich".

The male will quickly awaken to the much welcomed surprise of being served a Hot Breakfast Sandwich and will begin providing a very gratifying analingus experience for the female.
Doreen woke up still randy from the night belore. Her backdoor was needing some special attention so he decided to give her boyfriend Carl a Hot Breakfast Sandwich. In between his gasps for air, Carl provided Doreen the tongue ride she was longing for.

Breakfast Sandwich 

Baby I need a breakfast sandwich
Breakfast Sandwich by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

Breakfast Sandwich 

A slang term for money. Replaces "Bread," "Cheddar," and "Bacon."

The combination of the 3 make up "Breakfast Sandwich"

"I'll be bringin' home the breakfast sandwich tonight!"

"Gotta make that breakfast sandwich!"

"Times are difficult, it's getting harder and harder to bring home the breakfast sandwich."

breakfast sandwhich 

a tasty morning meal, generally consisting of an egg on some form of bread and toppings; a womans vagina at almost any time of the day but especially in the morning; or a morning-hour menage-a-tois consisting of only oral sex.
A woman's vagina is said to taste similar to the taste of a breakfast sandwhich.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026