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Sand Piper

While having sex with a chick on the beach you pull out just when your about to cum, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in.
Do it on the beach and pull out when your about to cum, dip it in the sand, then stick it back in grind away.
by Air Mac December 12, 2003
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Sand Piper

An attractive woman with extremely thin legs
Marie has an hour glass figure, but she has sand piper legs
by snookie pie October 24, 2023
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Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."
by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006
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Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010
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sand paper handjob

when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.
Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.
by dusty zub's August 17, 2011
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Sand papering

to dry-hump a broad who doesn't want anything to do with you.
"you should have seen this broad I sand papered on the weekend."
by Glovemonkey June 6, 2003
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sand paper suprise

It's when you shave your ass and around your asshole, then wait a couple of days for some stubble to grow. Then you take a shit on someones chest and rub it in with your ass hair.
by Silverado Stu October 18, 2008
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