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Sand Dollar 

When a women is giving you a bliwjob on the beach, you cum on her face and stick her head in the sand.
Jim gave Sallly a sand dollar after she blew him on the beach.
Sand Dollar by Maninalgiers July 13, 2015
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sand dollar 

A cat's asshole. Cat butt. When kitty sits down, his asshole leaves a sand dollar print.
Randi's cat Pooie is too portly to clean its own butt, therefore Pooie has a dirty sand dollar.

Robert's cat Salem was all black, and when Salem turned around you could see his sand dollar a mile away.

Damn! Why does that cat always stick its sand dollar in my face?
sand dollar by Spayce Wayster August 18, 2011

sand dollar 

1: what a pimp picks up from his hoes but then needs more since it flies away like sand hence the term sand dollar
2: weird little creatures that wash up on the beach
3: what the flinstones use as money
1: That pimp smacked his ho cause he needed more sand dollars
2: That sand dollar got stuck on the beach and died
3: Fred paid 200 sand dollars for his aliigator lawnmower
sand dollar by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Sand Dollar 

A person in a state of total confusion due to exhaustion. A state of sleep deprivation. When you make no logical sense.
- Example 1 -

*On the phone at 2:00 am*

Jane: Janet, I'm turning into a sand dollar!
Janet: Wow, that's... crazy

*two minutes later*

Jane: This sand dollar's gotta peace. Bye.

- Example 2 -

Maggie: Last night Terry was talking about moving to Turkey to start a zoo.

Terry: Oh, my bad. I was sand dollaring hard core last night.

Maggie: You said it's okay if your animals die because you know a taxidermist...

Terry: Wow
Sand Dollar by Cholo23234351 June 21, 2012

sand dollar nipples 

Nipples larger than average. In fact, they are at least the size of a sand-dollar. They are acceptable on large breasts, but downright dissappointing on small-tittet women
I took of this girls shirt and she had sand-dollars on her boobs, I thought I was at the beach, even worse she was an A-Cup
sand dollar nipples by Brandon February 2, 2004

sand-dollar nips 

I saw Carissa's boobs last night, she has Sand-dollar nips.
sand-dollar nips by Krispen Wa July 30, 2016

chocolate sand dollar 

The act of taking a shit, not wiping, then standing up. The clenching of the ass cheeks while standing up will squeeze the dookie residue and create a chocolate sand dollar out of the chocolate star fish!
I have a chocolate sand dollar in my ass, I guess I should have wiped!
chocolate sand dollar by Eric "CL" December 19, 2017
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