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San Ramon valley high school 

A few words to describe this hell hole would be white, money, spoiled, weed, puff bar, mono, Mrs.shaffer, tony, tic toc, danville, bukakke, jeep, hydroflask and Tennessee log jammer
kid 1-“They must go to San Ramon valley high school”
kid 2- “Yeah I think they do make sure you have your chlamydia pills
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San Ramon Valley High School 

full of rich nicotine addicted white kids (only like 4 black kids in the whole school) who like to act gangster and say fuck 12 while vaping in the school bathrooms then going home to their million dollar household and being a cunt to their parents then throwing a fit when they get they're shit taken away for being a little faggot. they also like to say nigga a lot.
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San Ramon Valley High School 

One of the two high schools in Danville, CA. It is the "less" rich school in Danville. It is true, but the fact is that both schools are incredibly rich. Most of the students are stoners who will smoke weed or go to parties on the weekend and will post on Facebook how drunk or stoned they got. There is also a large case if wankster in SRVHS; any kid that sags their jeans, listens to rap, and is friends with one of the few black kids thinks of themselves as black. This is a problem that continues to spread. The teachers are either extremely great or extremely bad. The majority of students at the school are way too spoiled for who they are; literally less than an eighth of each graduating class goes to an actual college while the rest all go to DVC. The smart students are some of the smartest out of everyone even though people think otherwise. The sports at SRVHS that are great include: football, cross country and track, soccer, and lacrosse. Many people at the school are fake; almost none of them show who they truly are and those that do aren't usually "popular", and half the people don't even know who the popular people. The girls that think they are hot are usually anorexic. There are in fact hot girls at SRVHS that don't try to overdo themselves. Many people try to say otherwise because they say people at SRVHS are rich enough to make themselves look whatever like they want, when this is usually opposite of the truth. Most of the students listen to crappy pop music because it's the "in" thing to do. SRVHS also always dominates it's rival, Monte Vista, at everything. Monte Vista is truly the rich kids school, while you could call SRVHS the "poor man's rich kids school" if that makes any sense. Overall, SRVHS is a great school that could be better if the students were real. People may say that the school sucks because it's in a wealthy area, but it is a great school, mainly from the wealth, just like with Monte Vista but more so there.
"Hey man, I'm so cool gangster. I listen to 50 Cent and Lil Wayne"

"No you're not. You go to San RAmon VAlley High School."
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026