San Ramon High 

probably the worst school in the district, has nothing compared to the amazing school of Monte vista. has all ugly has girls who eat way too much dress horribly and wear so much makeup that they look like cross dresses. the guys are any better, they are either ghetto and think they are hardcore so they beat their girlfriends, or they are on football and take way to make steriods to try and beat monte vista, but wait they still dont. and the only reason why people transfer to sr from mv is because they are fat pussys and couldnt hack it at mv. or because they were so ugly they went to sr to make themselves feel pretty. sorry but u will always be fat and ugly

sr girl: i cry everynight cause im so fat and ugly and i join the cheer squad to make me feel cuter, but im still FAT!
sr boy: awww g im so ganstga im a gonna sock my bicth in the face while wearing my siickkk raiders jersey.

San Ramon High by momma February 28, 2005

San Ramon valley high school 

A few words to describe this hell hole would be white, money, spoiled, weed, puff bar, mono, Mrs.shaffer, tony, tic toc, danville, bukakke, jeep, hydroflask and Tennessee log jammer

kid 1-“They must go to San Ramon valley high school”
kid 2- “Yeah I think they do make sure you have your chlamydia pills”

San Ramon valley high school by Xach December 4, 2019

San Ramon Valley High 

There is no real cafeteria so underclassmen run around hoping birds won't shit on them. Many girls don't wear the same outfit once and have new drama every fucking day. The girl's drama always involves a guy. While the hardcore raider fans aka ghetto kids drive nice cars to school but act like they are from compton. The guys think they are hot shit if they get wasted every weekend and most the kids at school drive nicer cars than the teachers. A SRV student's weekend consists of looking for a place to get drunk than ending up at inn n out. Most kids at the school are either stupid or smart.

Girl 1: Ashley totally hooked up with Jason at the party last night!!
Girl 2: What a bitch!!
Raider guy 1: I am going to key that bitch's escalade!!
Raider Guy 2: Yea lets fuck that shit up!

San Ramon Valley High by student January 26, 2005

San Ramon Valley High School 

full of rich nicotine addicted white kids (only like 4 black kids in the whole school) who like to act gangster and say fuck 12 while vaping in the school bathrooms then going home to their million dollar household and being a cunt to their parents then throwing a fit when they get they're shit taken away for being a little faggot. they also like to say nigga a lot.

fuck a example srvhs kids are fucking losers San Ramon Valley High School

San Ramon Valley High School by danvilleisgay November 30, 2019

San Ramon Valley High School 

One of the two high schools in Danville, CA. It is the "less" rich school in Danville. It is true, but the fact is that both schools are incredibly rich. Most of the students are stoners who will smoke weed or go to parties on the weekend and will post on Facebook how drunk or stoned they got. There is also a large case if wankster in SRVHS; any kid that sags their jeans, listens to rap, and is friends with one of the few black kids thinks of themselves as black. This is a problem that continues to spread. The teachers are either extremely great or extremely bad. The majority of students at the school are way too spoiled for who they are; literally less than an eighth of each graduating class goes to an actual college while the rest all go to DVC. The smart students are some of the smartest out of everyone even though people think otherwise. The sports at SRVHS that are great include: football, cross country and track, soccer, and lacrosse. Many people at the school are fake; almost none of them show who they truly are and those that do aren't usually "popular", and half the people don't even know who the popular people. The girls that think they are hot are usually anorexic. There are in fact hot girls at SRVHS that don't try to overdo themselves. Many people try to say otherwise because they say people at SRVHS are rich enough to make themselves look whatever like they want, when this is usually opposite of the truth. Most of the students listen to crappy pop music because it's the "in" thing to do. SRVHS also always dominates it's rival, Monte Vista, at everything. Monte Vista is truly the rich kids school, while you could call SRVHS the "poor man's rich kids school" if that makes any sense. Overall, SRVHS is a great school that could be better if the students were real. People may say that the school sucks because it's in a wealthy area, but it is a great school, mainly from the wealth, just like with Monte Vista but more so there.

"Hey man, I'm so cool gangster. I listen to 50 Cent and Lil Wayne"

"No you're not. You go to San RAmon VAlley High School."

San Ramon Valley High School by tmlman March 21, 2009