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San Francisco Sand

Small fragments of safety glass left on the street after an auto break-in. It is said that there are more grains of sand on San Francisco streets than there are stars in the nighttime sky. Like the stars, they glitter.
It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.
San Francisco Sand by Eclectic Lawyer September 11, 2023
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San Francisco Sandwich 

The act where two homosexuals forcefully try to convert a third individual.
Bill and Joe were carefully approaching Bob from each side of the bed. Bob, unaware, was now becoming a victim of a San Francisco Sandwich.

San Francisco Sandals

San Francisco sandals is slang for knee pads.
Clifton made Hammetter put his San Francisco Sandals on before he sucked Cliftons dick.
San Francisco Sandals by lcaf October 1, 2006

San Francisco Sandwich 

When a guy and girl cum on each other and rub the cum all over each other's bodies. The girl then lays on top of the guy with the guy's penis being the pickle and the girls boobs being the meat in the sandwich and the couple can add whatever else they want in between to put their own special touch on the sandwich.
Man that girl is hot. I wonder if she'll make a San Francisco Sandwich with me.

San Francisco Sandles

Knee pads for homosexuals.
Some dude was getting a blowjob from his gay lover and suggested he put on his San Francisco Sandles to be more comfortable.

San Francisco Sandwedge

When the male places sand in the women's vagina and she queefs it out.
Did you hear that Tyler gave Carli a San Francisco Sandwedge?

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026