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Sambwello

Sambwello is an extremely advanced form of Sambo and is a culmination of elite MMA.
Jon Jones practices Sambwello.
by Miffyrabbit2024 March 10, 2024
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samwell

N.
A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.

This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"
by ch4033 April 20, 2007
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Samwell

A freaky gay black dude known for his song What What (In the Butt) about having oral sex in the butt...nice.


He also has creepy dance moves and smooth skin for a guy.

I said What What.. okay...
Me: Holy Sweet Jesus Samwell is totally gonna butt rape me in my sleep. Oshit.
by BexCa March 8, 2009
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Samwell

a strange person who thinks mayonnaise is spicy. his main hobby is baking bread, but only in loaf shape. he dresses in neon often. he loves all things traffic cones. he refers to York peppermint patties as “yonks”. he tends to shake uncontrollably when doing anything that involves physical exertion.
Samwell swears someone put pepper flakes in his mayonnaise.
by ghandi einstein April 17, 2020
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Samwell also known as Sam. He loves playing with his cock under the desk at work. He is a great guy and would be great boyfriend material.
Samwell is a great guy who loves his cock
by Samwell has a big cock July 25, 2017
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Sambell

Pronounced: Sam-Bell, Sambell is the name of the mythical creature and global anomaly responsible for the disappearance of socks, typically, half a pair at a time. Sambell is a sub-deamon meaning that although he is a manifestation of negative energy (why he steals), he is rather harmless.

AKA: Sock Thief Ghost, The Sock Bandit, Stocking Stocker, the Sock Monster, Lint Goblin, etc.

Side Note: If you think about it, everyone has lost at least 1 pair of socks. Now lets do some math. If 8 billion people all have lost a pair of socks, shouldn't the streets be filled with nearly 8 billion socks, that's nearly 400,000,000lbs of socks that go missing...wtf?!
That damn Sambell stole my sock again!
by SpiritualLeader November 6, 2018
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Samwell

Samwell enjoys wanking at the weekend and loves hi 9 inch cock he also plays with it under the table at work he loves the texture of his ball sack
SAMWELL LOVES HIS COCK AND HIS BALL SACK
by Xnmhjxhcvvcnv March 26, 2017
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