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Sambofied 

Sam-bo-fi-ed;

:affected by drinking too much alcohol

When one has had a fair amount to drink and can no longer put complete sentences together, and, or is constantly passing out in chairs and other normally uncomfortable locations.

:can be used interchangeably with; boomhaured.
Man, did y'all see Sam at the A-bay beach party? - He was passed out in the middle of parking lot, and then he woke up and wanted to drive. He was definitely Sambofied, I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he basically sounded like Boomhauer.
Sambofied by #RashsoHard June 19, 2014
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saxbified 

adjective
to break, mar, or mark the surface of a compact disc by rubbing, storing incorrectly, or using as a drinks coaster, until the point where the media is no longer readable.

Related forms
saxbifying, verb
saxbification, noun (a process of extreme negligence on the property of another)

Origin:

1997-1999
M. P. - "What an earth has happened to my Transport Tycoon CD? The underside is completely matte!"
J. E. Saxby - "I don't know."
M. P. - "Saxbified..."
saxbified by Protector Of Keighley January 2, 2014
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Sambonified 

Eminem has legitimized himself among black people as a sambonified rapper.
Sambonified by Anal Czar October 8, 2010
This term was built out of the words samisfied/samisfaction and Sam. Sam is regarding to other definition a great guy who knows what's up and how to treat a girl.

The term samisfied will be used, if Sam has successful sex with a hot girl (at least a 9 on the scale to 10). It can only be used if the girl really enjoyed the act.

Samisfied can also be used as a pick up line. Check the example.
Two girls talking...
X: How was your night yeasterday with Sam?
Y: Oh damn I got samisfied!

As a pick up line...
Sam: Girls are you ready for some samisfaction.
Samisfied by MR.Samisfaction May 20, 2010

Samiified 

Sami's beautiful artwork may be considered vandalism also used after u get pranked
Samiified by Annoymus March 9, 2015
Did you hear about that one kid that got smoofied? That was tragic.
Smoofied by SpencerDyle November 23, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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